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A
couple, who claim that they only discovered they had created
a 100 ft by 50 ft crop circle when they woke up in the morning
after a night of passion-filled lovemaking there, have been
speaking to reporters today.
Margaret
and Norm Hunter, of Wyoming, have been told that the circle
looks like a large rodent, possibly a water rat, when viewed
from the sky.
"We
always assumed crop circles were made by flying saucers,"
explained the lovers.
"To find out our passion has caused this object of
pop-iconic beauty is real exciting. Just imagine what we
could make happen if we knew what we were doing in the first
place".
This
is the first time a heterosexual couple have been known to
have made an accidental circle.
The
couple are described by locals as 'pleasant but a little exhibitionistic'
following these revelations, which come on the eve of an annual
crop circle symposium, and the signing of a book deal.
Accidental
crop circling is a little known phenomenon, but could explain
how, at least some, of these impressive formations are made
in corn fields throughout the world.
Previously,
the formations were thought to have been created by a local
chapter of a UFO club, who then used them to suggest a visitation.
Others
believed it was UFOs themselves.
Interest in crop circles is high in this period of late-summer
lack-of-news.
Margaret
and Norm look set to cash in on DVDs and internet sites of
their activities:
"This
story has web site hit of the year written all over it",
said a local web entrepreneur, who is currently forced to
work at McDonalds to make ends meet.
"In
a couple of weeks, just type in crop circle and sex and
all the world's search engines will point to Norm and Margaret's
web site. My pickle slicing days may soon be over."
Norm
and Margaret's Corn Circle Love Making Guide will be available
in all good sex shops in time for Christmas.
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