A
couple, who claim that they only discovered they had created a 100 ft by 50 ft
crop circle when they woke up in the morning after a night of passion-filled lovemaking
there, have been speaking to reporters today. Margaret
and Norm Hunter, of Wyoming, have been told that the circle looks like a large
rodent, possibly a water rat, when viewed from the sky.
"We always
assumed crop circles were made by flying saucers," explained the lovers.
"To find out our passion has caused this object of pop-iconic beauty is real
exciting. Just imagine what we could make happen if we knew what we were doing
in the first place". This
is the first time a heterosexual couple have been known to have made an accidental
circle. The
couple are described by locals as 'pleasant but a little exhibitionistic' following
these revelations, which come on the eve of an annual crop circle symposium, and
the signing of a book deal. Accidental
crop circling is a little known phenomenon, but could explain how, at least some,
of these impressive formations are made in corn fields throughout the world. Previously,
the formations were thought to have been created by a local chapter of a UFO club,
who then used them to suggest a visitation. Others
believed it was UFOs themselves.
Interest in crop circles is high in this period of late-summer lack-of-news. Margaret
and Norm look set to cash in on DVDs and internet sites of their activities:
"This story
has web site hit of the year written all over it", said a local web entrepreneur,
who is currently forced to work at McDonalds to make ends meet. "In
a couple of weeks, just type in crop circle and sex and all the world's search
engines will point to Norm and Margaret's web site. My pickle slicing days may
soon be over." Norm
and Margaret's Corn Circle Love Making Guide will be available in all good sex
shops in time for Christmas.
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