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A
DJ with a white goatee remembers Elvis:
"The ban on filming Elvis beneath the waist was brought
about because the guy gave his performances so much raw,
sexual, energy. He danced sex, before we even knew you could
do it with your clothes on."
"Don't
get me wrong, no sir. We never saw nothing down there, apart
from the odd poke here and there which could have been just
his baggy pants bulging randomly, we just sorta knew what
was going on underneath," he continued unnecessarily.
"But
when Elvis danced, the dreams of a new generation began
dancing with him."
Little
did they know, back in the 1950's, how popular naked Elvis
concerts were to become in Europe in the 1990's. Concerts
that left nothing to the imagination.
A
theatre in Belgium, Europe, has been planning an extra special
anniversary naked Elvis concert for months, ever since they
realised he would have been dead for 25 years on 16th August,
and needed to raise some easy money...
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"A
number of nude beaches may well join in on Friday
to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the King's communion
with his creator"
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Berny
Houston, Mr Naked Elvis, 1995
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The
Naked Elvis show features Elvis through the ages, from the
lean trucker years up to the puffy assed years that led up
to his death aged only 42 in 1977.
In
the tradition of Naked Elvis, no clothing, apart from big
wigs and sun glasses, are allowed.
"The
event will be hosted by a couple of our drag queen Elvis's,
adding a cross gender transsexual quality that Elvis never
had. No sir he was all man. We are just giving him a 2002
all over the body naked makeover. If we can get the Elvis
Puppetry of the Penis guys over again we sure will",
said the organiser.
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