Reg
'the man' Mooser is believed to be absolutely the last secret member of the Elvis
entourage who has yet to sell his story to the media. Reg
specialised in filling the King's burgers, but claims he hasn't worked since the
King's sudden death, at age 42 in 1977. He
is choosing the 25th anniversary of the King's death to promote a new cheese designed
for Elvis fans. "I
am real upset as anyone that his anniversary is this Friday, though, once the
sobbing dies down, I feel confident my new Elvis cheese, designed for cheeseburgers
and sandwiches, will be a real great success. It is available in either lump or
squirty versions." The
cheese will be introduced at one of a small chain of 'Elvis says Aloha from
Hawaii' sandwich bars in Crawley, England. Its
owner is a retired Elvis impersonator, who says he can now only do Perry
Como in an Elvis wig, claiming his "hips don't swivel like they used to". Cheese
has never featured highly in lists of the King's memorabilia but this could be
about to change: "Over
in England, they have a history of smelly cheese but this Elvis cheese is not
like that at all. No sir. It is soft and colored yellow, ideal for sandwiches
and parties for the under 7's."
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