'the man' Mooser is believed to be absolutely the last secret
member of the Elvis entourage who has yet to sell his story
to the media.
specialised in filling the King's burgers, but claims he hasn't
worked since the King's sudden death, at age 42 in 1977.
is choosing the 25th anniversary of the King's death to promote
a new cheese designed for Elvis fans.
am real upset as anyone that his anniversary is this Friday,
though, once the sobbing dies down, I feel confident my
new Elvis cheese, designed for cheeseburgers and sandwiches,
will be a real great success. It is available in either
lump or squirty versions."
cheese will be introduced at one of a small chain of 'Elvis
says Aloha from Hawaii' sandwich bars in Crawley, England.
owner is a retired Elvis impersonator, who says he can now
only do Perry Como in an Elvis wig, claiming his "hips
don't swivel like they used to".
has never featured highly in lists of the King's memorabilia
but this could be about to change:
in England, they have a history of smelly cheese but this
Elvis cheese is not like that at all. No sir. It is soft
and colored yellow, ideal for sandwiches and parties for
the under 7's."