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Turkish Oil Wrestlers Accidentally Use Wallpaper Paste

"We thought they were getting slower, then they stopped"

The little reported, but ancient, Turkish sport, in which men dress in leather trousers and cover themselves with oil before throwing each other all over the place on grass, may have been hit by the latest terrorist outrage, we can't be sure.

In the ceremonial 'covering each other in oil' stage of the tournament, someone seems to have added wallpaper paste to the traditional olive oil.

Nobody noticed until the tournament started.

An eyewitness recalls:

"The first I noticed, two of the wrestlers just stood there holding each other. It was like looking at a living statue in the making, eerie but homo-erotic at the same time. Not that this is much different to a normal match as contests can take hours."

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