you wanted to smuggle cigarettes filled with pot, how should
you hide them from security guards at airports?
in a make-up compact, that's for sure.
sensation Patricia Longfellows was caught doing just that
this week and she will have to defend herself in court.
what can we learn from where one of the world's favourite
singers went wrong?
of drug filled condoms
the 1950's the only way to detect that a traveller was
attempting to smuggle condoms filled with drugs was
if the smuggler had a spontaneous attack of diarrhoea.
But even this was only if the smuggler wore loose fitting
underwear. The capture rate of travellers smuggling
condoms increased in the late 1960's when underwear
stopped being worn by drug smugglers - with underpants
removed, the incidence of condom capture increased five
get through airport security:
Dress only in GAP clothing, no dreadlocks, DO NOT WEAR A HAT,
if you have to run as fast as the wind through security look
at the officer's pleadingly, learn to say with your eyes:
'I'm sorry, officer, I am in a hurry, my wife's having a baby
(or I am having a baby depending on your apparent sex.)
stopped before making your get away, there are a number of
things you can do:
calm, do not sweat profusely.
calmly with the arresting officer but do not be over-friendly.
most cases you will not be asked to wait in a side room, but
if you are go calmly - stop that facial tick as this is a
remember if the worst comes to the worst:
you are forced by the police to do the 'number two' you will
have plenty of time to quickly swallow the condoms again as
if nothing has happened, so do not worry.
sure you have a supply of peppermints in your pocket to help
take the taste away.