of all, let us take this opportunity to thank you for taking
the time out of your busy schedules to answer our questions
as we spammed the world to find out the most annoying person
on the planet.
of 250 million e-mail's in our spam attack of reason, we
got 20 replies back
those 20 replies, 5 were pure abuse, threatening us not
to do it again
7 were completed in a language not covered yet by our translation
thanks to the eight of you out there keeping the spirit of
what interesting reading those 8 replies gave us, too...
here are the nominations so far for most annoying person on
the planet: the names have been withheld to save us from expensive
A woman who tickles anyone she sees under their arms when
they are carrying their clothing in baskets on the heads.
"It's too much like Jungle Book to be taken seriously",
she told us.
A woman who can say 'Gawd bless you ma'am' in all of the
world's languages, whilst curtseying.
A sumo wrestler who cannot stop fussing with his opponent's
hair during a bout.
A woman who can answer any question on every single Bollywood
film ever made in a shrill voice.
A man who is an expert on all of the nation's soap operas
and appears regularly on television, and in the pub, to talk
An in-the-closet gay priest who plays Doris Day records at
full volume from 2 to 4 each morning.
nobody in the Middle East returned our e-mail's, they may
will be carried out in secret with the results revealed when
we get round to it.
are still accepting your nominations at mostannoying@theVoiceofReason.com