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But if you've just gotta see that wikipedia page here's how to do it in Google. [link]

18 Jan
The Original, And Best, Hitler Parody - Mel Brooks
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Super Rick

We asked the remaining Republican Party presidential candidates what non copyrighted superpower they would like to have, and why.

Today's guest is Rick Perry, born James Richard "RickPerry, a former Texas tenant farmer and most remembered for not being able to remember three things at once.

Rick Perry

Mr Perry, welcome to theVoiceofReason.com...

Good afternoon to you and yours. God bless.

My copyright free super power that I would most like to have is the ability to be able to sing everything. [More]

17 Jan
Happy Birthday Muhammad Ali
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Super Mitt

We ask the Republican Party presidential candidates what non copyrighted superpower they would like to have, and why.

Today's guest is Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the House, recently staged an impressive recovery in the polls, but will it last?

Newt Gingrich

Mr Gingrich, welcome to theVoiceofReason.com...

Thank you so much for having me! Wooo weee, let's go!

My copyright free super power that I would most like to have is the ability not to have to sleep. [More]

16 Jan
spoof
Super Mitt

We ask the Republican Party presidential candidates what non copyrighted superpower they would like to have, and why.

Today's guest is Mitt Romney, current front runner and proud to bet $10,000 a time, multimillionaire business man...

Mitt Romney

Mr Romney, welcome to theVoiceofReason.com...

Thank you so much for having me!

I have given this considerable thought and have decided on the non copyrighted superpower of not having to eat and drink at all... (which leads on to the pleasant side effect of not having to poop or pee at all... Ha Ha!) [More]

12 Jan
Why I hate religion but love Jesus
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GOP GOB
9 Jan
January: Here Comes 2012...
Cycling with kittens, or small puppies, in baskets, has never been better starred, especially down country lanes, parks with gently flowing rivers, and rundown industrial estates in the Mid West. However toddlers, middling to large cats and dogs, pose extra problems in bicycle baskets unless you have thought of some sort of safety harness that you might have thought needs to be invented by someone - it has been but it never took off - the problem wasn't the safety harness itself it was more of a balance and a wriggling about when terrified they are about to fall to the ground and graze their little knees issue. For some reason this is just a problem for Aquarius, all the other star signs are alright. [More]
Smashing things up on a small scale is destined to bring you joy this month, especially using a pestle and mortar like in Science Class - go for a hard two handed thump down from above your head to start with, followed by a gentle grinding until your will is meted out. [More]
Attempts at purchasing the accoutrements you believe are required for successful meditation will once again elude you in 2012, and in particular in January when your shopping trip for baggy orange clothing, incense, cymbals, beads, a book of Tibetan Chants, a false beard, and a straw mat, are doomed to failure. [More]
2012 is not the end of the world - it is the beginning of a new beginning. It's your time - run barefootedly into the sun even if you can't see where you are treading, all will be well as thorns and sharp stones come under the influence of a giddy Mars. [More]
Embrace chaos in all of its forms this month, especially when on twizzly fairground rides that are on some sort of rail. [More]
You will watch a rerun of Airplane and be inspired by that old woman who can speak 1970's jive. Don't even think of trying that this year, or 2013, 2014 is looking good, we'll get back to you on that nearer the time, blood. [More]
Choose 'oinking' like a pig to 'mooing' like a cow in any child entertaining activities well into May. [More]
Outlandishly philosophical opinions involving whether a fish knows the difference between left and right is your preferred drunken topic around the 28th of the month, especially with the bearded (including the unshaved). [More]
The Bart Simpson style enjoyment you have had since you bought your first programmable universal tv controller last year looks endless, especially now you have programmed the play button to the off switch, the On switch to the pause button and the pause button to an options menu in Greek. The confusion sown by your actions is pretty much your 2012 mapped out, and you wouldn't have it any other way. [More]
Along with gazing at the stars to divine the fates it is also a well known fact that the way dogs sleep in their baskets is a premonition of things to come. You'll have to find a web site as accurate as us to find out what Fido is trying to tell you, we just do the planets excellently, but all four legs up in the air at once is a terrible sign if it isn't actually dead. [More]
Tom and Jerry type chases, maybe between cats and mice in your neighborhood, or maybe that includes neighbors brawling in the streets with frying pans or garden forks, are well starred especially when an unexpected cheese crisis starts to hit at the end of the month. [More]
You will accidentally add a measure of spirits to a Manhattan Cocktail you were making and find that it is simply the best cocktail you have ever tasted. Try as hard as you might you will never be able to recreate that once splendid moment again. That's your 2012 that is. [More]
January 2012
Yo Mama, Volume 1
Seriously
Twenty Of Our Faves Of 2011

In our quest to bring you the best of the best videos, here is the best of the best of the best videos for 2011. 20 of them. Enjoy, and Happy New Year. [link]

31 Dec
Spoopinion
New Elephant Digit

The BBC report that scientists have discovered that elephants have a sixth toe [link]. Have your say...

Concerned Citizen

"What have these elephant foot scientists been doing all these years if they only now discover a whole new toe?" [More]

27 Dec
Spoopinion
Sprout Surprise

The Sun has reported that Andy Simpson has created and sold chocolate coated Brussels Sprouts... [link]. Have your say...

Concerned Citizen

"The perfect gift for the chocolate lover who hates you." [More]

23 Dec
Siku, the Danish polar bear cub orphan
Seriously
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