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31st October 2014

Video Of The Day (from the top 100 charts - click here)

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
U2 - The Miracle (Of Joey Ramone)

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, 4K Early Adopter (in denial)

"I bought the HD version of this video. The distortion is even better at a higher resolution." [More]

Horoscopes, November 2014

A misunderstanding involving a fish, a small yappy type dog and an ostrich is set to make this month zing with reappraised Discovery Channel type levels of learning. Jupiter applauds from afar using the method of gusty winds. [More]

A moment of buying inspired planetary inspired Satanic possession will see you save over $10 on an internet shopping site. Well done. [More]

This month your destiny wears the shoes of an aristocrat but the hat of a performing monkey. [More]

Any attempt at weight loss is futile this month as a whale is about to be seemingly named after you. Now, obviously, it's not being named after you, it's all just complete coincidence, however Saturn and Uranus will do all in their powers to make you think otherwise for reasons known only to themselves. [More]

Mars suggests buying a yacht or an expensive car on your credit card on the 24th.[More]

You will improbably help to develop a new mixed martial arts move when out food shopping for tomatoes around the 18th. [More]

Your recently discovered glamorous lifestyle will be beset with helicopter travel, jet travel and pampering to an almost opulent degree. Try the chocolates in the golden shiny paper, mmmmh, they are really quite special. [More]

An argument involving wood could escalate in any home improvement venture. [More]

A gushing apology is in the stars after a mix-up involving a piece of fruit. Stand your ground, you are completely right: the waiter you are supposed to have chastised only has himself to blame for bringing to your table the pineapple cut erotically like that... [More]

This month a question that you asked a teacher in your final year at school will be finally answered in an unexpected way. [More]

Beware red headed people for all of the month, especially those still in Halloween costumes late into November. [More]

Spicy foods on the 6th should be avoided unless eating in a south easterly direction.[More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
The Flying Frenchies catapult to base jump, angry bird style

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Critic

""Isn't the whole point of Angry Birds that you get pinged into a mountain to knock it down? 5 out of 10."" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Alvin Stardust - My Coo Ca Choo

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Critic

"The original, British, Fonz. Heeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Crazy Putt 9th Hole Elie -You Gotta be kidding me !

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Critic

"I was expecting a bird to swoop down, grab the ball and fly over the hole and drop it in. Disappointed." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Man to Obama: Don't touch my girlfriend

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Loud Mouth Brother From Another Mother

"Secret Service: Please don't bend my arms back until they break: It was a once in a lifetime quip and I won't do it again." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Cute Labrador Puppy Slides Down Stairs

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Pro Drinker

"After a few beers I can do the same. But I generally have spilled the beer by the bottom." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
The Most Insane Moment In Political History

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Orange Juice Squasher

"I agree with the guy who wouldn't come out: Never debate a man with perfectly cooled balls. Richard Nixon told me that once." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Red Neck Couch Moving

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Magician

"They are the David Copperfield's of couch moving." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Nobody Interrupts The Boss's Phone Call

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Astronaut

"One small step for a boss... One giant leap and a yelp for everybody else" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Upside Down Running Hamster

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Matinee Idol

"Ouch ouch ouch. I predict little paw burns when he tries to stop the wheel going round. What would Droopy do?" [More]

 

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Guilty Dogs Compilation

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Builder

"Now that's what I call looking guilty. Politicians please take notes." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Dog Plays Dead When Picked Up

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Gym Owner

"He's dead. He's alive. He's dead. He's alive. OK it was cool to start with but this video is starting to annoy me." [More]

Not The Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Paper Airplane Machine Gun

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Office Manager

"The paper office fights back. Take that email!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Stop Motion Parkour

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Dry Cleaner

"I hope you're not expecting me to clean those grass marks off those shirts again, Sirs." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
My Life vs GoPro

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Optimist

"Oh, stop moaning. You could start by jumping over the dog in the stream." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Bee Attack During Weather Forecast

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Squisher

"Bees 1 Weather Forecasters 687,764" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Pug Shouts Help!

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Movie Goer

"OMG! Planet Of The Pugs! Don't let him learn how to ride a horse. Run for the hills!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Do Not Yawn At Work

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Satirist

"How appropriate: A melon to the melon." [More]

Horoscopes, October 2014

A bad nights sleep will bring rewards that initially may appear to you in the form of sweating, loss of breath, a bad headache, heart palpitations, or chest pains. Whatever you do do not phone for medical assistance, it's just the planets trying to make contact with you. [More]

Your once profitable Wall Street brokerage firm has been saved by the generous handouts from taxpayers after the financial crisis. Mercury and Saturn's influence over Congress can be applauded, but beware that Mars is about to help cut off this funding. Prepare to take to the hills at short notice. [More]

Flipping a small chocolate off your nose and then catching it in your mouth and eating it is about to set you in the good graces of a young child, or possibly a new career in the circus. [More]

A tall man with thick glasses, wearing a stained raincoat, with a whiny voice and hair on the back of his hands, is about to enter into your reality around sunset of the 16th. Welcome him / don't welcome him into your life it's up to you, but Jupiter quite likes the cut of his jib. [More]

A sauna is not really the place to discover what Saturn has in store for you this month, so make sure that the towel is wrapped around your waist as tightly as possible...[More]

Halitosis and the more general 'hot food mouth pong', are set to indicate to you who your real friends are this month. The planets favour choosing those who like chilli and red peppers, and would prefer that you avoid garlic eaters at least while the current international financial uncertainties persist. [More]

This month there could be unexpectedly excitingly glamorous consequences to an error in an e-mail or memo you send, particularly around the 7th. The error may ultimately lead to a brief meeting with a rock legend or an A lister who employs an absent minded personal assistant. [More]

A small squeaky-sqwarky pet is trying to tell you something. Re watch the Lassie films if you are unsure how to communicate with animals.[More]

This month your destiny is like a fairy tale wolf with lots of puff but without any house to blow down. [More]

You will finally get the opportunity to discover who would actually win in a race between a tortoise and a hare this month after Pluto is caught off guard. [More]

Pouty lips are set to inspire you into action at times this month in ways too numerous to list - beware shocking adverts, especially on posters or billboards, until after the 18th. [More]

Farm animals are set to provide you with considerable joy, especially cows and pigs. [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Benedict Cumberpatch Can't Say Penguins

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Homer Simpson Eat-i-likie

"Mmmh Chicken Wings." [ More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
TV Reporter Quits On Air with F-Bomb

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Gamer

"I can't wait for the first news program to use the f-word in a real political interview. This is a great first step. Kudos." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Car Crash

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Gamer

"This GTA footage is getting better and better. It looks almost totally realistic." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Nate's Firepole Fail

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Optimist

"Fly little boy fly!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Frozen - Naughty Version

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Movie Trailer Voice Over Wannabe

"In a world where Disney meets The Sopranos..." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
London Cyclist Stopped By Police

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Extreme Stunt Ideas Man

"Does anyone know what happens when someone tasers a cyclist while still riding the bike? Maybe a suggestion for the next Bond film?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Did Barbie Just Swear?

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Cattle Rustler

"What the fook?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Bat Attack

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Movie Goer

"Does anyone else get an Omen type vibe from this? He should probably expect at least a choking incident in the next 5 days." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Learned How To Get Through The Door

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Irish Dance Critic

"That's the closest I've ever seen a dog get to doing the Riverdance. Half a Kudos." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Duck Tales Theme With Real Ducks

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, New Vegetarian

"I will never be able to eat crispy duck pancakes again." [More]

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