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Sept 2, 2010
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Tennis Tension
Shocked Man

"I see, ahead, a 1970s retro tv series in which Roger Federer plays a secret agent battling crime with just his racket and ball. Sort of like a Six Million Dollar Man tennis player." [More]

1 Sept
More accurate than the leading brand
Crab is your lucky crustacean, swear word and reformatted fish shape this month.
Chim chim cheree is your lucky Mary Popins song this month, including the dance with or without the chimney sweep brushes on the long poles.
Eye glasses with no lenses that are worn just for their esthetic effect will be 3% less pretentious until the third Wednesday of the month.
In any hostage situation, ropes binding your hands and feet should be rubbed in the up and down motion on any jaggardy rock or brick until they break.
Avoid any online quiz to see which James Bond girl you are as it may sound fun to start with but it just won't work out that way, trust the planets on this one.
Your charts indicate a puff pastry related incident around the 17th of the month which also involves sausage.
Your brilliant idea for a seventh season of Lost will fall on deaf ears once again.
Sand storms are badly starred this month, as is driving over 100 mph in reverse whilst blindfolded.
Jokes involving Iraqis, Irish men in green hats and Cubans, will rely exclusively on timing this month and pretty much little else.
A top worn by JWOW is your Jersey Shore item of clothing of the month this month after a brief moment of Ronnie bare chested madness in the closing weeks of August.
Mid fives are your preferred greeting over high fives especially for short people, and those in wheel chairs.
Prefer left turns to right until well into dusk and use the continue straight ahead direction only if you need to get somewhere fast.
September 2010
Drunk of the year:
Spoopinion - spoof opinions
Youtube Scandal
Concerned Citizen

"They say cats are smarter than dogs, but you wouldn't see a dog sitting on a fence like that." [More]

24 Aug
YouTube: Woman throws cat (Lola) into wheelie bin... The cat was rescued 15 hours later and is fine.
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Topical debate
Muscleman

"Can't we get the same people to build the mosque that built the Building 7 that fell down on 9/11 without anyone flying into it?" [More]

23 Aug
A little girl hears something...
Spoopinion - spoof opinions
The Power Of Pee
Old Gipper

"At my age I have enough urine to power my own car." [More]

19 Aug
Spoof
Diet Tips

The Chocolate Cheesecake Diet, a diet that claims it can help people lose weight by eating their normal daily food and in addition to that as much chocolate cheesecake as they can eat, has been applauded as "the most exciting development in dieting science since sliced bread" by scientists on telemarketing channels across the world.

Chocolate Cheesecake Diet

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17 Aug
Free Comedy Video Quiz

Become a script writer in our comedy video quiz, now compatible with iPad. How can Commando Cody get out of all those situations? You decide and then see how it happened. Now iPad OK... [Link]

17 Aug
Spoof
Korean Commandos Training

Korean Marines Exercising

 

1) This is way more homoerotic than it sounded on paper.

 

2) Are these situps or are we doing teabagging wrong?

 

3) On the positive site, my bottom is really toasty.

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12 Aug
Spoopinion - spoof opinions
Litigation Laughter
Concerned Citizen

"Is he taking the p? If he takes the p in Skype too then that only leaves the e left and that would be ridiculous." [More]

10 Aug
Spoopinion - spoof opinions
Fergie Turkey
Concerned Citizen

"Banging head on table - animated gif" [More]

9 Aug
Spoopinion - spoof opinions
Taste Duds
Concerned Citizen

"If you feed them to the ducks in the park they quack funny." [More]

3 Aug
Keyboard throw fail...
Spoof
Rabbit: Oct 11 - Oct 22

A new astrological star sign has been discovered, the first for 1700 years.

This brings to 13 the number of known astrological star signs.

Hard wording newspaper astrologers will now have to produce 13 daily predictions just at a time when cuts are already affecting the accuracy of newspaper horoscopes, already at their the least accurate for fifty years.

The new star sign is Rabbit, it runs from October 11th to October 22nd, cutting star sign Libra in half.

Librans have been amongst the first to criticize the discovery calling the news 'confusing', 'illogical' and 'doolally'. [More]

3 Aug
Girl launched by blob

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'Church Of Scientology' To Change Name To 'Church Of Scientology'

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Top Hedge Fund Holds Closing Down Sale, 'Every Hedge Must Go'

Exclusive Extract From George W Bush's First Book - "This Is What I Meant To Say"

Sarah Palin Criticised For Spending $1000 On Pumpkin Suit

MTV Accidentally Sends MP3 With All Deleted Expletives For Last 13 Years To Woman, 89

Chinese Police Arrest, Beat Up, Olympic Panda

'The Smoking Nostalgia Channel' Launches Today

Robert Mugabe Wins Zimbabwe's Got Talent

Expert Opinion: What Is the Strangest Weapon You Have Ever Used In A Fight?

Delayed Results Of Our Caption Competition

Bar Owner Tells Of Reaction After Being Told 'Amy Winehouse Is On Her Way'

Cheney's Guards 'Would Not Have Hesitated to Terminate Whittington'

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