Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
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Jessie Krugerrand, Grateful Dater
"'Scaramoush scaramoush will you do the Fandango' is still my favourite pick up line. It doesn't work most times but when it does Wham Bam Thank You Ma'm."
"Had they gone up there just to film the video it would likely be the most expensive music video ever made. As they were there already and filmed it it cost peanuts to film (or under $1million for the music industry). Kudos austerity astronaut dudes."
Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Zachary Quinto vs Leonard Nimoy "The Challenge"
Spock Spat
Jessie Krugerrand, Trekkie
"It's humbling to see a man of Leonard Nimoy's talents, who could quite easily have been World Wrestling Champion for 60 years with that neck pinch move, choosing not to sell out. Mega Kudos, Vulcan Dude."
Furry
animals scampering cutely to munch comically on banana and guava fruit, will make a painful compromise bearable
this month. [More]
Aries
Your
spasms of uncontrollable anger and senselessly aggressive arguing has not gone unnoticed
by the planets. You will soon be approached with an offer to take this talent
on to a professional level. [More]
Cancer
A
man dressed in purple with a pointy hat, a white rabbit or, maybe, just an over friendly owl, is set to make this month zing in a Harry Potter kind of way. Enjoy
the magical powers bestowed on you by a rare flummox between Pluto and Mars on Tuesday afternoons. [More]
Capricorn
Neptune
continues to cast its influence over extremely short people and animals this month. (Short
people have a particular dislike of Capricorn for historical reasons and a story based on their plight is currently being developed for a full HBO series in 2016.) [More]
Gemini
Your
month will overflow with influences from the Gods, especially Greek ones
with beards. As a result, everything will take on a competitive element with the
likelihood that contests will become mostly naked by the end. [More]
Leo
A
big red spot resembling, in some ways, that of Saturn but much smaller, will appear on a favourite shirt on the 7th. [More]
Libra
Instant
meals in plastic containers, mostly requiring the addition of boiled water, are
set to make your mouth zing with artificial flavourings. Favour meals in pots with
promises of brown-meat tastes and rich tomato sauces in all of their many shades
of red. [More]
Pisces
This
month your lucky sport will be 'dressing for the event'. Take care to dress, carefully,
into tight fitting athletic gear, before sitting in front of the television to watch your favourite
soap or sporting contest. [More]
Sagittarius
Running
will be your lucky sport throughout the month as you evaluate a new time management
system inspired by a Saturn influenced Human Resources department. [More]
Scorpio
Space
aliens will continue to make sporadic entries into your consciousness unless effective
measures are taken to eliminate them with aluminium or silver foil hats, this month. Be especially
on your guard against alien-inspired middle management in all of its forms. [More]
Taurus
Oversized
comedy hats are your preferred head attire this month, especially those with arms
and hammers comically poking out from the sides. [More]
Virgo
White
water rafting, extreme water sports in general or, maybe, just really frothy coffee,
are well depicted in your star chart this month. However, danger may appear in
the form of a swimmer in a red swimming cap appearing suddenly from the East. [More]
May 2013
Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Teddy Bear Operation
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